Leftovers
TODAY'S STRIP
Join us now as Mr. Stantis continues to serve out strips that he couldn't expand into full storylines, mainly because they suck. Today Carmen is forced to walk through a metal detector just to get to ride the see-saw. Which actually isn't a bad idea for a comic - if it were three years ago. And who knows (I sure don't) - this strip could be that old. But with this being a holiday week (apparently Scott needs a week before the 4th of July weekend to prepare for his neo-con super-celebration) Stantis is getting together all of the bits and pieces from the fridge and dishing out whatever he can find in order to feed us hungry readers while he vacations in the Heartland of America.*
*Stantis resides in Alabama. He has a dog named Dogzilla (although no biographies say what kind of dog - I'm betting shitzu) and a penchant for bow ties, much like his idol Tucker Carlson (although Scott looks more like Tim Allen).
http://www.alabamabound.org/AuthorPages/StantisScott.htm
You know what would have been funny? If somehow Winslow was up in the air on the teeter-totter. Why is he up there with no one else on the other end??? That would be silly, and show that as a liberal he's always up on his high horse. At the very least it would have required another panel to explain why he was up there, ending the string of singles that Stantis keeps trotting out because he's lazy.
Oh, by the way, am I the only one that thought Winslow said, "Don't forget you run your SHOPS through the X-ray machine?" Sorry, that looks more like a P than an E to me, but it's early and I'm a product of the American education system.
Deep Thought of the Day: Did you know that the Bush Administration offered the 9/11 families $1.5 million each if they didn't sue the makers of the metal detectors and the airlines?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-07-13-911-families-cover-usat_x.htm
Join us now as Mr. Stantis continues to serve out strips that he couldn't expand into full storylines, mainly because they suck. Today Carmen is forced to walk through a metal detector just to get to ride the see-saw. Which actually isn't a bad idea for a comic - if it were three years ago. And who knows (I sure don't) - this strip could be that old. But with this being a holiday week (apparently Scott needs a week before the 4th of July weekend to prepare for his neo-con super-celebration) Stantis is getting together all of the bits and pieces from the fridge and dishing out whatever he can find in order to feed us hungry readers while he vacations in the Heartland of America.*
*Stantis resides in Alabama. He has a dog named Dogzilla (although no biographies say what kind of dog - I'm betting shitzu) and a penchant for bow ties, much like his idol Tucker Carlson (although Scott looks more like Tim Allen).
http://www.alabamabound.org/AuthorPages/StantisScott.htm
You know what would have been funny? If somehow Winslow was up in the air on the teeter-totter. Why is he up there with no one else on the other end??? That would be silly, and show that as a liberal he's always up on his high horse. At the very least it would have required another panel to explain why he was up there, ending the string of singles that Stantis keeps trotting out because he's lazy.
Oh, by the way, am I the only one that thought Winslow said, "Don't forget you run your SHOPS through the X-ray machine?" Sorry, that looks more like a P than an E to me, but it's early and I'm a product of the American education system.
Deep Thought of the Day: Did you know that the Bush Administration offered the 9/11 families $1.5 million each if they didn't sue the makers of the metal detectors and the airlines?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-07-13-911-families-cover-usat_x.htm
posted by The Furnace at 8:01 AM
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