Horny
TODAY'S STRIP
For some bizarre reason, Winslow has sprouted a horn! What kind of coy political message is Stantis trying to send? That liberals are like the rhino, but with their horn pointing the wrong way so they'll continue to gore themselves?
Oh - wait - upon closer inspection, it looks like Winslow jammed a banana up his nose.
Hmm. It's even more disgusting than I thought. The message is obvious: Liberals like to shove things into orifices where they don't belong. Let's face it - Winslow's nose represents another hole where the sun don't shine, hence his insistence that the little girl go get "vaseline." Everyone knows that when you're a kid and you get your trusty Prickly City Decoder Ring(c) stuck on your finger mom would either grab butter or shortening. Her first thought isn't sex lube. So yeah, Stantis takes the low road and says once again that all Liberals are fairies who like to shove phallic symbols up their butts.
But you know what they say: the ones who hate homosexuality the most are usually gay themselves...and no I'm not implying that Scotty is gay. Nope. Guys who wear bow ties are NEVER gay. Never ever. I'm not looking at you, Tucker Carlson.
For some bizarre reason, Winslow has sprouted a horn! What kind of coy political message is Stantis trying to send? That liberals are like the rhino, but with their horn pointing the wrong way so they'll continue to gore themselves?
Oh - wait - upon closer inspection, it looks like Winslow jammed a banana up his nose.
Hmm. It's even more disgusting than I thought. The message is obvious: Liberals like to shove things into orifices where they don't belong. Let's face it - Winslow's nose represents another hole where the sun don't shine, hence his insistence that the little girl go get "vaseline." Everyone knows that when you're a kid and you get your trusty Prickly City Decoder Ring(c) stuck on your finger mom would either grab butter or shortening. Her first thought isn't sex lube. So yeah, Stantis takes the low road and says once again that all Liberals are fairies who like to shove phallic symbols up their butts.
But you know what they say: the ones who hate homosexuality the most are usually gay themselves...and no I'm not implying that Scotty is gay. Nope. Guys who wear bow ties are NEVER gay. Never ever. I'm not looking at you, Tucker Carlson.
posted by The Furnace at 8:12 AM
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