Suicide is Painless, Winslow
TODAY'S STRIP
Well squeeze a tube of toothpaste, threaten me with a hammer, and put some diddies on a doggie, Stantis has flown the coop. He must be off to Branson, MO for another family vacation, leaving his faithful readers with half-baked, remainder-bin, sock-drawer, B-side, krap-ass strips. As one of his most faithful readers, I must say I am very disappointed. I haven't been this disappointed since Stantis made Dio disappear back on April 10, 2005. Dio hasn't been heard from since. Come back, Dio. Prickly City misses your flicking tongue and devil-worshipping ways.
You come back, too, Scott. The Neo-Cons are struggling without your mighty presence. They need someone to help re-link the war in Iraq to 9/11 after spending all their energy the last year denying they ever said there was a link.
Well squeeze a tube of toothpaste, threaten me with a hammer, and put some diddies on a doggie, Stantis has flown the coop. He must be off to Branson, MO for another family vacation, leaving his faithful readers with half-baked, remainder-bin, sock-drawer, B-side, krap-ass strips. As one of his most faithful readers, I must say I am very disappointed. I haven't been this disappointed since Stantis made Dio disappear back on April 10, 2005. Dio hasn't been heard from since. Come back, Dio. Prickly City misses your flicking tongue and devil-worshipping ways.
You come back, too, Scott. The Neo-Cons are struggling without your mighty presence. They need someone to help re-link the war in Iraq to 9/11 after spending all their energy the last year denying they ever said there was a link.
posted by CJo at 9:20 AM
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