MJ Funny or OJ Funny?
TODAY'S STRIP
Poor Scott Stantis. He tries so hard.
Except yesterday. The strip still makes NO sense to me. I'll have to trust CJo that it was a tube of toothpaste, but I have to believe it was something more sinister. What, I have no idea. And, of course, neither does Stantis.
Today he goes after that oh-so-easy-to-bash Liberal bastion, California. That's right, the home of plastic surgery, tofu, Charlton Heston, Ah-nold, and Discovery Channel Greatest American Ronald Reagan (oh - wait - scratch those last three) is the reason why Michael Jackson got off (so to speak). Because ya see, they let those libs get away with murder (OJ and Barretta) and pedophilia (MJ) in La-La Land.
Except for Scott Peterson. Isn't he getting the death penalty?
Wait, California - home of such Democrats as Bennifer Affleck - has the death penalty? Is that right?
And we see once again that Stantis has missed the point. It's not "liberal" California and its Republican governor. I think most smart people (and even some dummies) realize that it's the cult of celebrity that gets these jokers off the hook. Do you think if some weirdo who didn't record "Bad" but slept with kids would go home at the end of the day? Of course not. But not in the mind of Stantis. If you're a killer or a rapist and you commit a crime Cal-eee-fornia is the place you wanna be. Unfortunately not being able to draw or write isn't a crime. But it should be.
Now if I've learned anything these past few weeks it's that if you're going to go missing, make sure you're a pretty white woman. It's too bad Osama isn't one or we would have caught him by now.
Poor Scott Stantis. He tries so hard.
Except yesterday. The strip still makes NO sense to me. I'll have to trust CJo that it was a tube of toothpaste, but I have to believe it was something more sinister. What, I have no idea. And, of course, neither does Stantis.
Today he goes after that oh-so-easy-to-bash Liberal bastion, California. That's right, the home of plastic surgery, tofu, Charlton Heston, Ah-nold, and Discovery Channel Greatest American Ronald Reagan (oh - wait - scratch those last three) is the reason why Michael Jackson got off (so to speak). Because ya see, they let those libs get away with murder (OJ and Barretta) and pedophilia (MJ) in La-La Land.
Except for Scott Peterson. Isn't he getting the death penalty?
Wait, California - home of such Democrats as Bennifer Affleck - has the death penalty? Is that right?
And we see once again that Stantis has missed the point. It's not "liberal" California and its Republican governor. I think most smart people (and even some dummies) realize that it's the cult of celebrity that gets these jokers off the hook. Do you think if some weirdo who didn't record "Bad" but slept with kids would go home at the end of the day? Of course not. But not in the mind of Stantis. If you're a killer or a rapist and you commit a crime Cal-eee-fornia is the place you wanna be. Unfortunately not being able to draw or write isn't a crime. But it should be.
Now if I've learned anything these past few weeks it's that if you're going to go missing, make sure you're a pretty white woman. It's too bad Osama isn't one or we would have caught him by now.
posted by The Furnace at 7:30 AM
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